by Sara Sherwood
Forgot to say as we were leaving, you’ve left your jumper on the sofa
Yeah, I know. I’ll just pick it up when I’m round next, I don’t need it today
And there’s loads of your hair things in my room
You know, your hair things
The things you tie your hair up with
I’ll just pick them up when i’m round next
Hetty stole ANOTHER of my ideas in our big meeting today, I nearly leapt across the table and strangled her
Are you going to football tomorrow? Shall I meet you afterwards and we can cook dinner and finish Breaking bad? I think we only have 3 episodes left can do that in one night right?
Which idea? The one about building the fake chat room? I thought that was good
No that was yesterday’s meeting
How was your day? Did someone steal one of your amazing ideas?
Are you going to football tomorrow?
Yeah I think I’m going to the pub afterward. Can I let you know tomorrow?
My day was boring
NOTHING as violent as your near strangling of Hetty
Grace made a cake
It wasn’t as good as the one she made for my birthday
Did you see that email I sent you earlier?
The one about the play at the Royal Court?
Yeah. Do you want to see it? I’ll book tickets.
It’s aaaages away! Can we book them nearer the time?
Are you going to the pub this evening? If not, can we watch Breaking bad?
I’m going to the pub but I’ll message you when I’m done
Are you nearly done?
Jamie, what’s happening??
I’m so sorry, phone died in th epub
adn i had toooo much beer. Speak to you tomnorrw
sorry katy xxx
Hungover? Serves you right.
Everyone is. Grace kept buying us drinks after football
What did you do?
Watched two episodes of Breaking Bad
WHAT?! We’re watching it TOGETHER, you can’t just skip ahead!!
OK, I’m going to catch up this evening and then we can watch the last episode on Sunday night
Promise me you won’t watch any further. PROMISE KATY!
What are you doing this evening?
SLEEPING OFF MY HANGOVER AND WATCHING BREAKING BAD
Shall I come round? I want to rewatch those two episodes.
If you want, I won’t be very sociable though
I’ll be home about 7 so come round then if you want
Cool, see you then
I’m outside x
[MISSED CALL FROM JAMIE]
KATY, YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN YOUR JUMPER AGAIN
Missed the fucking train!
And left your jumper AGAIN
Why does it matter so much?! I can’t be bothered to take it to work and I’m already carrying loads of other stuff
But if it bothers you soooo much then I’ll just wear it home next time I’m round
Or just bring it next time you come round
You leave so much stuff in my room
You leave stuff in my room! It doesn’t matter
Jamie, do you think we should talk about what we’re doing? Like just to see if we’re on the same page with everything? We should probably just talk about it
Yeah, let’s talk on Saturday
OK, good. Are you coming to mine on Saturday? What are you doing this evening?
It’s my sister’s birthday, we’re waiting for a table in Polpo
Sure, I’ll come round at 7ish. We can watch the final episode of Breaking bad
DO NOT SKIP AHEAD
Are you still in Soho?
No, back in Clapham. At the pub with Dave and that lot
Do you want me to come? I’m in Peckham with Bex
She made me drink some horrible pale ale and I feel very sick
You’re a terrible beer drinker
Do you want me to meet you?
I just don’t need you to come I’m with Dave and that lot
And I saw you this morning
Katy, my phone is about to die. I’ll see you tomorrow x
Hey, did you have fun last night? What do you fancy having for dinner tonight?
I saw Nina for breakfast this morning and her and Tom are going to New Zealand for three weeks for a wedding, it sounds AMAZING.
We ended up going out in Clapham
Then played xbox until like 5
I’m so hungover
Do you still want to do something tonight?
Yeah, I’ll come round about 7
I’m on the bus now, shall I stop at Franco Manca and get pizza? Do you want the normal ones?
Yeah, sure. I’ve got a bottle of red wine too.
[MISSED CALL FROM JAMIE]
Katy, I’m really sorry, please don’t hate me.
I don’t know what else to say. Please just email me or anything, I feel so horrible.
Jamie, have you been using my Netflix?!
Do NOT do that.
Sorry, I thought I was watching mine
Your jumper is still on the sofa fyi. Do you want me to post it back to you?